I thought I’d landed in heaven: a sick gamer’s paradise with only one rule - no clothes. Playing naked with my hot new brother, Dave, what more could I ask for? But then Tom came home, and I learned the true meaning of ‘making yourself useful’ when Dave knelt down and started licking his sneakers.

The night before my 15th birthday: homeless, alone, and completely screwed. I thought it was over. But then Tom found me. Instead of trouble, I got a birthday cake, a hug, and the sickest gift ever: my own room and the feeling of finally having found a family. From a frog to a fucking prince in a single day.