I’m enjoying this European Christmas season, and visiting a xmas market was totally hot. But what truly kicks me is that the season has its kinky shit in it. As a Naughty Boy, I look forward to St. Nicholas this week—I think I’m gonna be seriously punished. Today, there’s a free video for everyone: I’m proving my oral skills and how I eat, or lick, ass!
Hey everyone, Advent Mark here!
I know, I know, today is the magic day that every kid in Europe is absolutely obsessed with: Finally, opening the first door on the Advent Calendar! Even though I can’t flood you guys with content daily, there was no way I was missing this occasion to check in.
So, I’m finally getting the full European Christmas experience. I mean, back in East Asia, we already adopted the “most important” parts of your culture: straight-up SHOPPING chaos. Black Friday, Christmas—that’s just peak Western consumerism for us. Our shopping malls get totally flooded with Christmas trees; it’s a pure decoration event. I know there’s supposed to be something deeper here, but honestly? From the outside, it looks kinda similar, except your decor isn’t as totally kitschy as ours.
But going to a Christmas market for the first time with my study friends was genuinely cool! Everything glows, it smells like cinnamon and hot wine. It’s a serious dose of cozy AF vibes—if the crowds weren’t there. Back home, our string lights are basically strobe-light, seizure-inducing nightmare fuel! Here, everything is dimmer, quieter, which gives you that new, appealing feeling: “I just wanna curl up under a blanket with friends and Glühwein.” The vibe killer is always the huge crowd turning it into a straight-up boozing party. But Glühwein? An acquired taste, but totally delicious. So, cheers to the “contemplative” season!
But let’s be real: It’s awesome that the Christmas season actually includes kink elements! For a spankee like me, the hottest Christian holiday is coming up: St. Nicholas Day! I hope he doesn’t just show up with one Knecht Ruprecht (that’s Nicholas’ dark, scary helper in Germany who carries the rods for the naughty kids, like me!), but with a whole army of them, packing fat rods! Now I finally get why December is the highlight of the year for every kid here.
And because I know that you, unlike me, have all been very good, I’m placing a small gift behind the first door of your Kink Advent Calendar. Today, there’s a free video where I show off my oral skills and prove how much I love to eat Daddy butt—or, you know, lick it! You see, Mark is also able to be a good boy.
I wish you all a fantastic start to this kinky Advent.
Your naughty Mark, who is eagerly waiting for his Rod Army.
