Is your humbler more disappointing than dominant? Let’s fix that. This genius, no-tools-required hack from BondagePredicaments turns that flawed toy into an evil predicament machine. Learn how to keep your sub on his toes for a little interrogation or fully expose that ass for whatever you have planned. Time to make that humbler actually humble.
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Introduction
If you’ve used a humbler on your sub before, you probably know how ineffective they can be. They’re designed to keep a sub on the floor, preventing him from standing up since that would stretch his balls farther back then he can tolerate. But they twist and go from horizontal behind a sub’s thighs to vertical in no time. Then the sub can stand up easily, rendering the humbler useless.
If you’re a sub and have had your balls locked in a humbler before, you may recall your balls being twisted painfully when this happened. Also not good.
I used to try to rig things using a rope from the humbler looped around the front of the sub’s thighs, and you can see that it still twisted a bit. It looked something like this (but it was a pain in the ass to tie):
Recently, I thought of a much better way. Not only does it prevent the humbler from twisting and causing it to be useless and painful for your sub, but it also opens up a lot of other options.
Restrictions accommodated: Live with roommates/Need to be discrete, Frequent visitors/Need to hide kinky gear, Live alone/No need to be discrete, Renter/Cannot damage walls or ceilings, Lack of storage space
Budget: $10 to $20 USD
Time required: Less than 15 minutes
Tools required: No tools required
Safety
As always, make sure bdsm/kink play is safe, sane, and consensual. Never leave your sub alone during bdsm play. Prepare everything needed before restraining your sub so there’s no need to step away until after you’ve released him. When using rope or any tightly fitting cuffs, always periodically feel your sub’s hands/feet/balls (whatever is tied) to ensure they aren’t cold. Cold is a sign of circulation loss which needs to be addressed immediately by removing the restraints in that area before your sub gets hurt.
Specific to this tutorial, be careful with your sub’s balls! Humblers aren’t always easy to lock on your sub, and you’ll want to be extra careful to make sure you don’t pinch his balls when you’re working them into the groove in your humbler. Sure, being careful takes longer to get it on. But being careless could pinch your sub’s balls bad enough that your session will be over before it starts. Take the extra few minutes to do things right, and your play session can last much longer.
Also, in the predicaments below, your sub may be able to handle them for a while, or only a few minutes or less. Be aware of what your sub can handle before engaging in play like this. If you aren’t sure he can handle it, either don’t do it, or start out easy/less intense and watch him EVERY SECOND. You can blindfold him so he doesn’t know you’re watching him so closely, but be a responsible Dom and make sure you know if his legs start shaking or if it looks like he’s exhausted, before he loses his balls! 😉
Parts
Or alternatively on a budget:
With these parts, you should be able to make this work with a little more effort, and some cost savings.
Implementation
Keeping your sub on his toes
Tie one end of a length of rope to a door handle on the outside of the room you’re doing this in. Then run the rope up over the top of the door and down the other side (inside the room). Tie a loop in that end of the rope.
Clip the middle anchor point of the rope lock tie down to the loop in your rope that’s hanging from the door.
Once that’s done, you should have something that looks like this. When you pull down on the rope shown here on the right, it ratchets up the rope shown here on the left.
Lock your modified humbler on your sub
Take a lengh of chain (around 1.5-2 feet should be good) and padlock or clip each end of the chain to each of the two eyehooks on your humbler.
Stand your sub up by the door, with his back to the door. Then clip one end of the rope lock tie down (the end that gets ratcheted/shortened when pulling on the other end) to a chain link in the middle of the length of chain.
This should have your sub standing something like this (if you call this “standing”). 😉
He can’t stand up straight without the humbler stretching his balls more then he would like. And thanks to this rig, now he can’t sit/kneel down either. He’s stuck there until you decide to release him. And eventually, as he gets more and more tired, he’ll probably end up like this.
Probably a good time for an interrogation. “Did you touch your dick last night, when you were told not to? Did you keep up with your workouts last week? Tell me your biggest, most secret fantasy. Oh, you can’t remember? That’s ok, I can let you think about it for a while.” 😉
Fully expose your sub’s ass
This one makes for a great position for spanking/paddling/flogging, general ass play, or even fucking your sub. If anything is getting in the way, a simple CLICK CLICK CLICK will take care of that problem! 😉
Follow the first 4 steps in the previous tab.
Lay your sub down on his back near the door, with his head toward the door.
Then clip one end of the rope lock tie down (the end that gets ratcheted up/shortened when pulling on the other end) to a chain link in the middle of the length of chain.
This should have your sub in a position like this.
Now you can crank your ratcheting rope lock tie down strap to force your sub to pull his legs back more and more…
